FARTS AND FLATUENCE

A fart, also called gas, “passing wind” or flatulence, is caused by the internal buildup of gases that are formed during the process of digestion and respiration. The causes of farts and how they develop within the digestive tract vary considerably depending on the person and circumstance.

Mosquitoes are known for causing malaria, the number one cause of death in Africa.

Two repellent manufacturing companies have discovered a man, whose farts can kill mosquitoes. The unnamed companies are reportedly paying him millions to study his farts, so they can convert them into a “natural” mosquito repellent product.

Joe Rwamirama, 48, from Kampala, Uganda, is said to be making the huge cash from his unique and deadly farts that kill mosquitoes instantly, according to talkofnaija.cpm. Joe’s good fart can kill all flying insects that are not bigger than mosquitoes within a 6-meter radius. It was said that even at a young age in a village in Uganda, Joe’s farts were appreciated to a point where the local chief always took him in to live with him during malaria seasons.

The report added that no one who lived with him ever caught malaria, and that Joe himself has no idea what  a mosquito bite feels like.

“I eat ordinary food just like everyone else but no insect can lay a foot on me, not even a fly,” he was quoted as saying. “I smell like a normal man and I bath daily and my farts are just like everyone else, they are only dangerous to small insects especially mosquitoes. Imagine buying a can of Raid with my smiling face on it and my farts inside it.”

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